Whats the chant

In life we have things that are called Jokes, but also in some sports mainly Football we have things that are called Football chants, I was just thinking to myself whats the definition of racism and just plain nastiness, Chants are just to tease the other fans. For my first example Theres e a Manchester United player called Ji-Sung Park and they have made a sing about him and it goes like this:
Park, Park, wherever you may be
You eat dogs in your home country
But it could be worse...
You could be Scouse...
Eating rats in a council house!!!

Now the Mancs love him but is that classed as racist, because it's true they do eats dogs in his Country, but then again a black person may look like a monkey but you don't say it, but then again I think racism is taken way over the top, you can't even say they word black without people giving you a dirty look. But then there the big song that all United supporters hate but all football teams except untied sing is the Munich 58 sing which goes:
Who's that dying on the runway
who's that dying in the snow
its Matt Busby and his boys
Making all the fucking noise
because they can't get the airplane to go

Now I'm sorry but that is a bit of a sick song, United haven't made a song about Liverpool's Hillsbourgh accident because they seem respectful in that department, can't believe i have just said that being a Liverpool fan and all, but then again theirs Jokes about Jade goody, For example
At Jades funeral she wants goody bags for everybody
Cheesy or what.
Is it right that you should joke about someone that's dead in that way, in my opinion. But then again that's life. You'll never get rid of it.

The bride tells her husband

The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!

What it's all about

Time after time I keep seeing in the media or on the TV or even at home, people complaining all the time, None stop. I have always wanted to know why people complain, so I thought why don't I start complaining and see if I get the gist of it, You know what they say to think like them act like them. So that's exactly what I'm going to do. It's not all going to be complaints it going to be Jokes and mickey taking (Ill feel just like Graham Norton) Maybe a few other things, Like what are you complaining at, so basically a little hypocritical . Here is a joke for you, Drum roll please.

A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."

Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"

"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."

Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."