Sunday, 10 May 2009

What it's all about

Time after time I keep seeing in the media or on the TV or even at home, people complaining all the time, None stop. I have always wanted to know why people complain, so I thought why don't I start complaining and see if I get the gist of it, You know what they say to think like them act like them. So that's exactly what I'm going to do. It's not all going to be complaints it going to be Jokes and mickey taking (Ill feel just like Graham Norton) Maybe a few other things, Like what are you complaining at, so basically a little hypocritical . Here is a joke for you, Drum roll please.

A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."

Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"

"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."

Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."

No comments:

Post a Comment